I took P.E. so seriously as a kid that once my friend and I had a tear-filled apology after we were put on separate dodgeball teams

My brain is a carousel of references to brain rot or extremely niche moments in sit coms.

I know the introduction to Avatar: the Last Airbender by heart

I’m a diehard Real Madrid fan with a shrine in my room.

• I sing “Hala Madrid…y nada más” every game day

I have skied on four continents and can confirm the rumors about east coast snow are true

I am, what some people call, a DAWG on the volleyball court (see image)