I took a dodgeball way too seriously as a kid.

My brain is a carousel of references to brain rot or niche references.

I know the introduction to Avatar: the Last Airbender by heart

I love to watch soccer. Hala Madrid, y nada más!

I’ve skied on four continents.

I am, what some people call, a DAWG on the volleyball court (see image)

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